Kizashi Club

My phone sounds crappy to anyone that I call. When I have the engine off, the radio off, I can hear a slight hissing noise coming from my car speakers when I have the car on accessory. I also can not get into the Bluetooth set up. Any ideas?

If you aren't able to access the Bluetooth set up, then your Kizashi's microphones are likely not working over Bluetooth so it's no surprise your voice isn't transmitting properly. It's probably getting your voice from the phone itself instead of the car's microphones which are near the map lights.
Which trim do you have? Different trims have different Bluetooth features and ways to set up.