Kizashi Club

If anyone can top this for LOLs about people that drive Kizashis, I hereby challenge you to an internet showdown:

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/ ... alliga.php

Kizashi reference on Page 3 in case TLDR

KuroNekko's true identity revealed!

bootymac wrote:KuroNekko's true identity revealed!

Not quite but I think all Kizashi owners can somehow see themselves in him.

"He's a bodybuilder who was once crowned Mr. Miami, a sometime Z-movie actor, a sex fetish party habitué, an ex-Lincoln Road chiropractor, and, most recent, a felon facing eight years in federal prison for his part in an insurance fraud scheme. (He's appealing.) Now he has a new role: alligator whisperer."

Actually, maybe not.

KuroNekko wrote:

bootymac wrote:KuroNekko's true identity revealed!

Not quite but I think all Kizashi owners can somehow see themselves in him.

"He's a bodybuilder who was once crowned Mr. Miami, a sometime Z-movie actor, a sex fetish party habitué, an ex-Lincoln Road chiropractor, and, most recent, a felon facing eight years in federal prison for his part in an insurance fraud scheme. (He's appealing.) Now he has a new role: alligator whisperer."

Actually, maybe not.

Yes, I keep a gator in the bath

Hum, he's looking at 8 years in prison... Might be a Kizashi for sale soon in S. Florida

You know how you tell he's crazy? He drives his Kizashi around in the rain with the windows down!!

THE HORROR!!

KansasKid wrote:You know how you tell he's crazy? He drives his Kizashi around in the rain with the windows down!!

THE HORROR!!

I caught that too and was more disturbed by this fact than that he frolics with alligators.

I'm glad Suzuki isn't around to snatch him up as the Kizashi spokesperson.

WIKizashi wrote:Hum, he's looking at 8 years in prison... Might be a Kizashi for sale soon in S. Florida

Anyone in the market for a Kizashi that smells like mildew/alligator?

It probably reeks of Axe body spray too