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sx4rocious
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We all know one, let's hear 'em!

Here's mine:

So a woman finds out sh'e pregnant with twins. After much debating and tearful consideration, she comes to the conclusion that the family finances only support one child.

She then gives birth to two boys and names then Juan and Amal, and says an emotional goodbye to Amal as he's swept off to meet his adoptive parents.

On thier first birthday, the woman's husband finds her in the bedroom looking at a picture of Juan and sobbing hysterically.

"What's wrong honey?" he asks with general concern.

"I wish I had a picture of Amal. I wonder what he looks like. I wish I had other options a year ago..." She stated.

After a silent pause, the husband suddenly looked up with joyful smirk. "Well honey, they ARE twins..." he stated.

"Just what is that supposed to mean?" She replied with bewilderment.

"Just that if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"

The END
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Pete and Repete are in a boat.

Pete falls out.

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Norm MacDonald's moth joke is amazing

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Here are some related to cars:

What do you call a transgender holding two purses?
- A twin clutch tranny.


Some car acronym jokes:
AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention
BMW: Bring Mama's Wallet
Chevrolet: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Chrysler: Can Hear Revs Yet Sense Little Engine Reaction
Dodge: Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Ferrari: Fragile Expensive Rides Repel All Reasonable Individuals
FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony!
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
GM: Great Mistake
Honda: Horsepower Option Never Did Appear
Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drive-able And Inexpensive
Jeep: Just Expect Excessive Problems
KIA: Keep It Away
Land Rover: Lame Americans Need Dumb, Really Oversized Vehicles, England Realized
Mazda: Made After Zero Design Analysis
Nissan: Nasty Import Styles Seem All Normal
Porsche: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB: Sad Attempt At Beauty
Scion: Sad Cars Inspire Only Nausea
Subaru: Sapphic Users Bra-less And Really Ugly
Suzuki: Sad Uninspired Zip Ultimately Kills It
Tesla: Technology Excesses Seem Lame, Actually
Toyota: The One You Ought To Avoid
Volvo: Vehicle Of Low Velocity Owners
VW: Virtually Worthless


I also like humorous auto-related ads:

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paininthenuts
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sx4rocious wrote:We all know one, let's hear 'em!

Here's mine:

So a woman finds out sh'e pregnant with twins. After much debating and tearful consideration, she comes to the conclusion that the family finances only support one child.

She then gives birth to two boys and names then Juan and Amal, and says an emotional goodbye to Amal as he's swept off to meet his adoptive parents.

On thier first birthday, the woman's husband finds her in the bedroom looking at a picture of Juan and sobbing hysterically.

"What's wrong honey?" he asks with general concern.

"I wish I had a picture of Amal. I wonder what he looks like. I wish I had other options a year ago..." She stated.

After a silent pause, the husband suddenly looked up with joyful smirk. "Well honey, they ARE twins..." he stated.

"Just what is that supposed to mean?" She replied with bewilderment.

"Just that if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"

The END
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What did Ford say to GM?

:?:

I don't recall. :D
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sx4rocious
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n8dogg wrote:What did Ford say to GM?

:?:

I don't recall. :D
:lol: I actually LOL-ed!
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