Weirdest News Article EVER mentioning the Kizashi

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johnhenrydale
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If anyone can top this for LOLs about people that drive Kizashis, I hereby challenge you to an internet showdown:

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/ ... alliga.php

Kizashi reference on Page 3 in case TLDR
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bootymac
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KuroNekko's true identity revealed!
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KuroNekko
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bootymac wrote:KuroNekko's true identity revealed!
Not quite but I think all Kizashi owners can somehow see themselves in him.

"He's a bodybuilder who was once crowned Mr. Miami, a sometime Z-movie actor, a sex fetish party habitué, an ex-Lincoln Road chiropractor, and, most recent, a felon facing eight years in federal prison for his part in an insurance fraud scheme. (He's appealing.) Now he has a new role: alligator whisperer."

Actually, maybe not.
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paininthenuts
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KuroNekko wrote:
bootymac wrote:KuroNekko's true identity revealed!
Not quite but I think all Kizashi owners can somehow see themselves in him.

"He's a bodybuilder who was once crowned Mr. Miami, a sometime Z-movie actor, a sex fetish party habitué, an ex-Lincoln Road chiropractor, and, most recent, a felon facing eight years in federal prison for his part in an insurance fraud scheme. (He's appealing.) Now he has a new role: alligator whisperer."

Actually, maybe not.
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WIKizashi
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Hum, he's looking at 8 years in prison... Might be a Kizashi for sale soon in S. Florida ;)
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KansasKid
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You know how you tell he's crazy? He drives his Kizashi around in the rain with the windows down!!

THE HORROR!!
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KuroNekko
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KansasKid wrote:You know how you tell he's crazy? He drives his Kizashi around in the rain with the windows down!!

THE HORROR!!
I caught that too and was more disturbed by this fact than that he frolics with alligators.
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I'm glad Suzuki isn't around to snatch him up as the Kizashi spokesperson. :lol:
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KansasKid
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WIKizashi wrote:Hum, he's looking at 8 years in prison... Might be a Kizashi for sale soon in S. Florida ;)
Anyone in the market for a Kizashi that smells like mildew/alligator?
My Cars (Their Names)
'93 Ford Escort (Jorge - Prior)
'06 Kia Optima EX (Sakuya - Prior)
'11 Suzuki Kizashi SE AWD (Azumi)
'09 Subaru Impreza 2.5i Base 5MT(Akari - Prior)
'11 Chevy Cruze Eco 6MT (Erika - Prior)
'12 Suzuki Kizashi Sport SLS AWD (Kitsune)
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bootymac
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It probably reeks of Axe body spray too
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